var babble = new Array('The last shall be first.',
'Available while supplies last.',
'As seen on TV.',
'Are you pickin\' up what I\'m puttin\' down?',
'What\'s it going to take to get you into this car <i>today</i>?',
'Shaken, not stirred.',
'It\'s craptacular!',
'Would you like fries with that?',
'You betta ax somebody.',
'Kiss my grits!',
'The Dude abides.',
'Embrace entropy.',
'Thank you, please drive through.',
'Oh, there you are!',
'Well, it\'s about time!',
'I do and do and do for you and this is the thanks I get.',
'Crap with a smile.',
'As new as tomorrow.',
'When you\'ve really had it.',
'What?',
'Pull over.',
'I\'m just an idea guy, the follow through guys are down the hall.',
'We may not be superbad, but we got soul, baby!',
'We came to horrify.',
'I like the way you think, kid.',
'Runs with scissors.',
'I didn\'t know if it was ass or underwear.',
'I don\'t just solve problems, I make \'em.',
'Real good, then.',
'Pleased to be amused.',
'Go is enormously then.',
'Alva?',
'Stronger, faster, better.',
'Doesn\'t play well with others.',
'Stop. Look around.',
'They don\'t speak for us.',
'We\'re getting closer and closer to a tea party.',
'Are you interested in what\'s really neat?',
'STOP TAKE TICKET',
'If this is crazy, I don\'t want to be sane.',
'We\'re all about making you happy.',
'No, but i made good time.',
'Mostly harmless.',
'Never hold on to a drawer while falling.',
'Lather. Rinse. Repeat.',
'When it\'s time.',
'Help me out here, doc.',
'And just where do you think you\'re going?',
'Damn skippy!',
'In a manner of speaking.',
'Mom? Is that you?',
'On the edge.',
'What kind of message are we sending to our children?',
'Now with sparkles!',
'Close your eyes. Go to sleep. Don\'t forget to breathe.');

var f=Math.floor(Math.random()*(babble.length))
document.write(babble[f])