ain't easy being green Sometimes you just get that rush... you know, epinephrine just pounding its way through your body and you want to go climb the monkeybars and scream like a banshee - just because. Because some jackass cut you off in traffic, or because you dropped your keys down a sewer grate, or even because you stayed up all night watching the incredible hulk and it just seems like the thing to do when the sun rises. Give in to the primal urge that will lead you to buy unnecessary products from Amazon.com through my ridiculously lame attempts at promotion. Can you believe I even have the cheek to call this a web site? Seriously.

But I digress....

Go nutty is about doing what needs to be done, damn the snickering sheep. It's about expressing yourself and thinking in new ways for the sheer joy of doing something differently. Like any other primal force, nuttiness is neither good nor evil, yet holds tremendous power for those who know its secrets. Those who don't know nuttiness will never laugh with joy at the discovery of something new, because they're never bold enough to try. I suspect that you know nuttiness, dear reader, and I trust that you will use it for good.

Don't let the bastards get you down - go nutty.